Football Player Flaunts Sexual Orientation On Live Television (x)
AJ McCarron didn’t seem to care that television cameras were on him when he decided to flaunt his heterosexual relationship with Katherine Webb.
“All of a sudden they were making out,” said ESPN viewer Roger Jellyton. “I couldn’t believe my eyes, and my children were in the room. How was I supposed to explain what they were seeing? What, that it’s OK for two people who love each other to kiss in a moment of joy and celebration? Ugh. What is this nation coming to? Enough is enough.”
Doctors: Teenagers brains don't fully work until 10am.
Schools: Let's start at 8.
Schools: Ya 8 sounds good.
Schools: Why are all these students failing?
Schools: Why are they always so tired?
Schools: Why is everyone so stressed out?
Doctors: Fuck you.
Students: I wanna die.